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Saturday, January 28, 2006

Caption competition

The other day I tried on my cold-weather clothing for the first time. This was the result:



Captions are needed - add yours using the comment link below.

To get you started, C.W. of Surrey suggests:

"Osama bin Laden joins the Staines massive."

Beat that and many maidens in paradise await you.

10 Comments:

At 28 January, 2006 19:38, Anonymous emily said...

isn't it spelt 'massif'?

 
At 28 January, 2006 20:29, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ma-assif it's spelt like that, more like Masssii-v that a more staines dialect I think but then I live in sur-y.

 
At 29 January, 2006 04:39, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Not sure that Staines is really mountainous enough to have a massif.

Wikipedia, surely the authority on this and all other subjects, spells it "Massiv".

 
At 29 January, 2006 17:51, Anonymous Andy said...

Large Licqourice Allsort spotted cycling through China

 
At 30 January, 2006 10:34, Anonymous IA of MH said...

Waspie, if thats cold weather cycling gear, then I suggest you keep close to the tropics. Whats with the loss of your fingers?.. three in total...I think.

 
At 30 January, 2006 12:56, Anonymous bolton butter mountain said...

'odd cyclist wears jacket'

 
At 30 January, 2006 18:41, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well Staines may not have a massive, massif but there is a bit of a burm (small mound) in runneymede meadows where the Magna Carter was famously signed just after lunch so making a remarkable document signed 1215 at 12.15 (not a lot of people know that)

 
At 05 February, 2006 04:51, Anonymous LadyS said...

'BUYYAKASCHA' (i am pretty sure that i mispelled Ali G's expression ---- my sincere apologies for this)

 
At 07 February, 2006 17:03, Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Is it cos I is Black?" who was that fool on the TV that did the worst ever impression of Ali G.? Perhaps Ed should go for the Borat Look next!!! that would be ace

 
At 16 February, 2006 12:50, Blogger Edward Genochio said...

STOP! We have run out of maidens!


[As a Danish cartoonist recently observed - at some to cost life, the universe, and everything.]

 

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